Born,Living,Will Die.

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A Supernatural Guide to Angels

  • Michael: Originally nice but turned out to be a douche
  • Zachariah: Douchiest douche to ever douche in the history of douches
  • Raphael: Douche to the millionth power
  • Anna: Awesome for a few episodes then became a douche
  • Uriel: Douche that was actually an ultra douche
  • Castiel: Actually not a douche except for that one time he ate a bazillion dead monster souls and went through a period of douchiness (it was just a phase)
  • Lucifer: The only one who was never a douche everyone wants to fuck him or hug him, preferably both
  • Balthazar: Smartass, self-serving douche that we actually liked but died due to his affiliation with the Winchesters
  • Naomi: Douchey douche until like two hours before her death whoops
  • Gabriel: A douche but we love him anyway because he's funny
  • Gadriel: Fucking douchemaster
  • Virgil: Typical angel douche until he killed the attractive crying man and leveled up into a black belt of douchiness
  • Metatron: douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche douche x 100000000000 douches